Hey! I was out for a while and now I'm back with a new series :) It's Owl's dreams and it's about some my thoughts and fantasies, and I'm not always in there.
The first one is a kind of Vlad the Bear's joke. He says the penguins are watching airplanes taking off and when airplanes are high in the sky, the penguins are falling on their backs (because it's not so easy to look at something high in the sky if you're a penguin, and just the same with getting back on your feet). So stations in Antarctica have to hire a special employee particularly to turn over the penguins back after all the takeoffs.
Yes, I understand that nobody can believe it. But it still would be a dream job :)